Category: Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty pickup lines make great icebreakers and jokes. They are simply witty terms of a sexual nature and I do not encourage using them as your primary tool to try and get girls.

Related: Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls

Anyway, these sexual pickup lines are just for shits and giggles so don’t think they’re gonna get you laid lol. But hey, girls like to laugh so if you play them well enough, you never know. If you have any cool lines, submit them using the Contact page which you can at the top of this page and don’t forget to be judicious in your usage! Check out our course thegirlfriendactivationsystem.com.

I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?

I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?

I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.

I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

I’m a Love Pirate, and I’m here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

I’m a Love Pirate, and I’m here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?

If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?

I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

I’ll bet you $10 my dick can’t fit into your mouth.

I’ll bet you $10 my dick can’t fit into your mouth.

Cum with me if you want to live

Cum with me if you want to live

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.

If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.

I’m like chocolate: I’m taste good and go straight to your ass!

I’m like chocolate: I’m taste good and go straight to your ass!

I’m a used car but you can still drive me!

I’m a used car but you can still drive me!

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.