Cute Pick Up Lines I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Cute Pick Up Lines My family has a history of high blood sugar, but I still want you even though you’re really sweet
Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls That guy over there won’t leave me alone so I told him you’re my boyfriend. Quick, grab my ass!
Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls Lick finger seductively, then rub it on his shirt… “Let’s get you out of those wet clothes.”
Dirty Pick Up Lines Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
Dirty Pick Up Lines Do you like tapes and CD’s? Cause I’m gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD’s nuts.
Dirty Pick Up Lines You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.
The Trojans loved Helen so much they jumped into a horse, I love u so much I wanna jump into a Trojan.
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I’d never shortchange myself like that!
Dirty Pick Up Lines You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.
I think I’m in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk?
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Cute Pick Up Lines When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Cute Pick Up Lines *Give her a dozen roses* 11 real, 1 fake and tell her: “I’ll stop loving you when all the roses die.”
Cute Pick Up Lines I used to be a Gambler, but then I realized that all I needed was the Queen of my Heart.
Cute Pick Up Lines If I had to choose between breathing and loving you…. I’d take my last breath to say “I Love You”.
Cute Pick Up Lines (Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Cute Pick Up Lines If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever .
Cute Pick Up Lines You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
Cute Pick Up Lines I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Cute Pick Up Lines If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
Cute Pick Up Lines What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no.) Would you like some? (if yes.) Want some more? <– Can be used with any nationality/race.
Cute Pick Up Lines If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
Cute Pick Up Lines Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d only have a dollar because you never leave my mind
Spongebob Pick Up Lines F is for friends, who do stuff together, U is for u and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all you’re feeling even a little horny.
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I’ll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.
I think that you are too drunk to drive. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? [Does it] Next, I need for you to bend over and spell “RUN”.
