Funny Pick Up Lines

Test Out One Of These Funny Pick Up Lines On Your Crush To Break The Ice. At The Very
Least You Might Get A Smirk, If You’re Lucky You’ll Get A Date!

Funny Pick Up Lines

You look like a hard worker, I have an opening you can fill.

Funny Pick Up Lines

Your face would look so much better if I sat on it.

Funny Pick Up Lines

I’ve got the buns, bring the sausage.

Funny Pick Up Lines

I don’t feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin.

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you

Funny Pick Up Lines

I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.

Funny Pick Up Lines

I don’t work for UPS but I’d love to handle your package.

Funny Pick Up Lines

My body has 206 bones but I need another one.

Funny Pick Up Lines

I need an Australian kiss. It’s like French kissing, but down under.

Funny Pick Up Lines

I’m not wearing any socks, and I have the panties to match.

Funny Pick Up Lines

Excuse me Mr. Fireman, but that big hose of yours is getting me wet.

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are my undies showing? Would you like to see them?

Funny Pick Up Lines

I had to swim across the room to get to you.

Funny Pick Up Lines

You have a nice smile. Can I sit on it?

Funny Pick Up Lines

That guy over there won’t leave me alone so I told him you’re my boyfriend. Quick, grab my ass!

Funny Pick Up Lines

I’m having a sale in my place, clothes are 100% off.

Funny Pick Up Lines

I don’t have a gag reflex.

Funny Pick Up Lines

My batteries are dead, can I borrow your dick?

Funny Pick Up Lines

I feel like petting a snake tonight. Where’s yours?

Funny Pick Up Lines