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Excuse me
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I’ll see you tomorrow.
I know why they call it a beaver, because I need some wood.
I know why they call it a beaver, because I need some wood.
Do these feel real to you?
Do these feel real to you?
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you…. I’d take my last breath to say “I Love You”.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you…. I’d take my last breath to say “I Love You”.
*As she’s leaving* Hey aren’t you forgetting something? [What?] Me!
*As she’s leaving* Hey aren’t you forgetting something? [What?] Me!
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever .
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever .
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person I know? (hold up a mirror)
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person I know? (hold up a mirror)
I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.