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Category: Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty pickup lines make great icebreakers and jokes. They are simply witty terms of a sexual nature and I do not encourage using them as your primary tool to try and get girls.

Related: Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls

Anyway, these sexual pickup lines are just for shits and giggles so don’t think they’re gonna get you laid lol. But hey, girls like to laugh so if you play them well enough, you never know. If you have any cool lines, submit them using the Contact page which you can at the top of this page and don’t forget to be judicious in your usage! Check out our course thegirlfriendactivationsystem.com.

I’m a used car but you can still drive me!

I’m a used car but you can still drive me!

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

I’m conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?

I’m conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?

I’m not an expert in hardware, but I know that you’d be able to screw my nuts off.

I’m not an expert in hardware, but I know that you’d be able to screw my nuts off.

I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.

I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.

I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I would fuck you so hard, you’d learn from it.

I would fuck you so hard, you’d learn from it.

I’d give you a piece of my mind, but I’ve got more of something else.

I’d give you a piece of my mind, but I’ve got more of something else.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!

I think I’m in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?

I think I’m in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!

I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let’s just f**k.

I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let’s just f**k.

I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let’s just f**k.

I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let’s just f**k.

I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.

I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
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