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Category: Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty pickup lines make great icebreakers and jokes. They are simply witty terms of a sexual nature and I do not encourage using them as your primary tool to try and get girls.

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Anyway, these sexual pickup lines are just for shits and giggles so don’t think they’re gonna get you laid lol. But hey, girls like to laugh so if you play them well enough, you never know. If you have any cool lines, submit them using the Contact page which you can at the top of this page and don’t forget to be judicious in your usage! Check out our course thegirlfriendactivationsystem.com.

I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.

I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.

I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.

I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.

I’ll suck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I’m finished

I’ll suck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I’m finished

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

I’m a Love Pirate, and I’m here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

I’m a Love Pirate, and I’m here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?

Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?

If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.

If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.

If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.

I’d like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart

I’d like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.

I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.