I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.
If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.
If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
I’d like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart
I’d like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.
I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
So, what are the chances of my balls slapping your ass tonight?
So, what are the chances of my balls slapping your ass tonight?
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!
Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!