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Category: Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty pickup lines make great icebreakers and jokes. They are simply witty terms of a sexual nature and I do not encourage using them as your primary tool to try and get girls.

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Anyway, these sexual pickup lines are just for shits and giggles so don’t think they’re gonna get you laid lol. But hey, girls like to laugh so if you play them well enough, you never know. If you have any cool lines, submit them using the Contact page which you can at the top of this page and don’t forget to be judicious in your usage! Check out our course thegirlfriendactivationsystem.com.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?

I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?

Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?

If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.

If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.

If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.

I’d like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart

I’d like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.

So, what are the chances of my balls slapping your ass tonight?

So, what are the chances of my balls slapping your ass tonight?

I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

I cum in 5 seconds, you won’t even know I was there.

I cum in 5 seconds, you won’t even know I was there.

Hey, you’ve got a lawyer’s ass. Yup, it’s firm.

Hey, you’ve got a lawyer’s ass. Yup, it’s firm.