Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!
Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!
Hey, my semen has the SPF of 30, care to rub some on your face?
Hey, my semen has the SPF of 30, care to rub some on your face?
Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?
Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?
I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but who’s to say it’s wrong if we sleep together?
I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but who’s to say it’s wrong if we sleep together?
I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
How about you be my story and I’ll be your climax!
How about you be my story and I’ll be your climax!
Hey good lookin’, whatcha got cookin’? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!
Hey good lookin’, whatcha got cookin’? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
I cum in 5 seconds, you won’t even know I was there.
I cum in 5 seconds, you won’t even know I was there.
Hey, you’ve got a lawyer’s ass. Yup, it’s firm.
Hey, you’ve got a lawyer’s ass. Yup, it’s firm.
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?