Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
I cum in 5 seconds, you won’t even know I was there.
I cum in 5 seconds, you won’t even know I was there.
Hey, you’ve got a lawyer’s ass. Yup, it’s firm.
Hey, you’ve got a lawyer’s ass. Yup, it’s firm.
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Hi, I’ve been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it’s time to see if I’m right
Hi, I’ve been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it’s time to see if I’m right
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!
Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!
Hey, my semen has the SPF of 30, care to rub some on your face?
Hey, my semen has the SPF of 30, care to rub some on your face?
Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?
Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?