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Dirty pickup lines make great icebreakers and jokes. They are simply witty terms of a sexual nature and I do not encourage using them as your primary tool to try and get girls.

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Anyway, these sexual pickup lines are just for shits and giggles so don’t think they’re gonna get you laid lol. But hey, girls like to laugh so if you play them well enough, you never know. If you have any cool lines, submit them using the Contact page which you can at the top of this page and don’t forget to be judicious in your usage! Check out our course thegirlfriendactivationsystem.com.

Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!

Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!

Hey, my semen has the SPF of 30, care to rub some on your face?

Hey, my semen has the SPF of 30, care to rub some on your face?

Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?

Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?

I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but who’s to say it’s wrong if we sleep together?

I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but who’s to say it’s wrong if we sleep together?

I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.

I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.

How about you be my story and I’ll be your climax!

How about you be my story and I’ll be your climax!

Hey good lookin’, whatcha got cookin’? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!

Hey good lookin’, whatcha got cookin’? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!

Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?

Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?

I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

I cum in 5 seconds, you won’t even know I was there.

I cum in 5 seconds, you won’t even know I was there.

Hey, you’ve got a lawyer’s ass. Yup, it’s firm.

Hey, you’ve got a lawyer’s ass. Yup, it’s firm.

Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?

Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?

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