Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
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Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
I’ll fuck you so hard the neighbors will be having the cigarette when we’re done.
I’ll fuck you so hard the neighbors will be having the cigarette when we’re done.
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
Hey baby, let’s go make some babies
Hey baby, let’s go make some babies
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.
I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.
Do you believe in one night stands?
Do you believe in one night stands?
Let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long!
Let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long!
Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
You wanna try out my new ‘Home Artificial Insemination Kit?’
You wanna try out my new ‘Home Artificial Insemination Kit?’
What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?
Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?