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Category: Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty pickup lines make great icebreakers and jokes. They are simply witty terms of a sexual nature and I do not encourage using them as your primary tool to try and get girls.

Related: Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls

Anyway, these sexual pickup lines are just for shits and giggles so don’t think they’re gonna get you laid lol. But hey, girls like to laugh so if you play them well enough, you never know. If you have any cool lines, submit them using the Contact page which you can at the top of this page and don’t forget to be judicious in your usage! Check out our course thegirlfriendactivationsystem.com.

Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?

Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?

Happy hour’s over but it’s still going strong at my place.

Happy hour’s over but it’s still going strong at my place.

Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!

Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out….) Would you like to?

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out….) Would you like to?

Have you ever played “Spank the brunette”? Want to try?

Have you ever played “Spank the brunette”? Want to try?

First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.

First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.

Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.

Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.

Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?

Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?

I’ll fuck you so hard the neighbors will be having the cigarette when we’re done.

I’ll fuck you so hard the neighbors will be having the cigarette when we’re done.

Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?

Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?

Hey baby, let’s go make some babies

Hey baby, let’s go make some babies

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.

I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.

Do you believe in one night stands?

Do you believe in one night stands?