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Category: Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty pickup lines make great icebreakers and jokes. They are simply witty terms of a sexual nature and I do not encourage using them as your primary tool to try and get girls.

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Anyway, these sexual pickup lines are just for shits and giggles so don’t think they’re gonna get you laid lol. But hey, girls like to laugh so if you play them well enough, you never know. If you have any cool lines, submit them using the Contact page which you can at the top of this page and don’t forget to be judicious in your usage! Check out our course thegirlfriendactivationsystem.com.

Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?

Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?

I’ll fuck you so hard the neighbors will be having the cigarette when we’re done.

I’ll fuck you so hard the neighbors will be having the cigarette when we’re done.

Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?

Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?

Hey baby, let’s go make some babies

Hey baby, let’s go make some babies

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

What do I have to do to be your booty call?

What do I have to do to be your booty call?

You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

You’re on my list of things to do tonight.

Let’s not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let’s get to it.

Let’s not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let’s get to it.

I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?

I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?

We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.

We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.

We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.

We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

Don’t worry, I don’t get emotionally involved. It’s just physical.

Don’t worry, I don’t get emotionally involved. It’s just physical.

Erections like these don’t grow on trees you know.

Erections like these don’t grow on trees you know.