Let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long!
Let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long!
Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
You wanna try out my new ‘Home Artificial Insemination Kit?’
You wanna try out my new ‘Home Artificial Insemination Kit?’
What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?
Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
Let’s not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let’s get to it.
Let’s not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let’s get to it.
I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?
I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?
We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.
We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.
We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.
We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Don’t worry, I don’t get emotionally involved. It’s just physical.
Don’t worry, I don’t get emotionally involved. It’s just physical.
Erections like these don’t grow on trees you know.
Erections like these don’t grow on trees you know.