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Category: Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty pickup lines make great icebreakers and jokes. They are simply witty terms of a sexual nature and I do not encourage using them as your primary tool to try and get girls.

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Anyway, these sexual pickup lines are just for shits and giggles so don’t think they’re gonna get you laid lol. But hey, girls like to laugh so if you play them well enough, you never know. If you have any cool lines, submit them using the Contact page which you can at the top of this page and don’t forget to be judicious in your usage! Check out our course thegirlfriendactivationsystem.com.

Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?

Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?

Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk?

Do you wanna see why my nickname is ‘tri-pod’?

Do you wanna see why my nickname is ‘tri-pod’?

Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?

Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?

Did you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?

Did you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Do you like cherries? [No.] Ok, can I have yours?

Do you like cherries? [No.] Ok, can I have yours?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let’s go to my room and put our pieces together.

Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let’s go to my room and put our pieces together.

Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?

Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?

Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?

Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?

Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

Do you wanna do something that rhymes with ‘Truck’?

Do you wanna do something that rhymes with ‘Truck’?