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Category: Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty pickup lines make great icebreakers and jokes. They are simply witty terms of a sexual nature and I do not encourage using them as your primary tool to try and get girls.

Related: Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls

Anyway, these sexual pickup lines are just for shits and giggles so don’t think they’re gonna get you laid lol. But hey, girls like to laugh so if you play them well enough, you never know. If you have any cool lines, submit them using the Contact page which you can at the top of this page and don’t forget to be judicious in your usage! Check out our course thegirlfriendactivationsystem.com.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do you have a beard on your pussy/asshole? (No.) Want one?

Do you have a beard on your pussy/asshole? (No.) Want one?

Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!

Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!

Do you have any Irish in you? (if no.) Would you like some? (if yes.) Want some more? <– Can be used with any nationality/race.

Do you have any Irish in you? (if no.) Would you like some? (if yes.) Want some more? <– Can be used with any nationality/race.

Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.

Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.

Can I see your tan lines?

Can I see your tan lines?

Can you help me up? My dick is too big.

Can you help me up? My dick is too big.

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn! (or “Why not?”)

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn! (or “Why not?”)

At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh?” “Can I help?”

At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh?” “Can I help?”

I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!

I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!

Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?

Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?.

Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.

Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.

Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I’m sure you can offer 69.

Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I’m sure you can offer 69.

Are your knees dirty? I don’t want to get my floor dirty.

Are your knees dirty? I don’t want to get my floor dirty.