Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!
Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!
Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!
Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!
Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!
Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!
Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.
Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.
Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
Are those pants on sale? Cause they’re 100% off at my place!
Are those pants on sale? Cause they’re 100% off at my place!
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I’ll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I’ll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.
Are you lactose intolerant? Oh, OK, then I’ll understand if you spit.
Are you lactose intolerant? Oh, OK, then I’ll understand if you spit.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?
Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?
[Walk into her chest] “If they weren’t sooo large, it wouldn’t have happened!”
[Walk into her chest] “If they weren’t sooo large, it wouldn’t have happened!”
[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
(Look down at the crotch) Well it’s not going to suck itself.
(Look down at the crotch) Well it’s not going to suck itself.