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Category: Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty pickup lines make great icebreakers and jokes. They are simply witty terms of a sexual nature and I do not encourage using them as your primary tool to try and get girls.

Related: Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls

Anyway, these sexual pickup lines are just for shits and giggles so don’t think they’re gonna get you laid lol. But hey, girls like to laugh so if you play them well enough, you never know. If you have any cool lines, submit them using the Contact page which you can at the top of this page and don’t forget to be judicious in your usage! Check out our course thegirlfriendactivationsystem.com.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are my undies showing? [“No.”] “Would you like them to?”

Are my undies showing? [“No.”] “Would you like them to?”

Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?

Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?

[Excuse me, do you have the time?] “Yes, do you have the energy?”

[Excuse me, do you have the time?] “Yes, do you have the energy?”

[Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila] Drink this, and then call me when you’re ready.

[Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila] Drink this, and then call me when you’re ready.

Do you like Basketball? Because I would like to show you my Magic Johnson.

Do you like Basketball? Because I would like to show you my Magic Johnson.

I’m lost, but I bet your nipples can point me in the right direction

I’m lost, but I bet your nipples can point me in the right direction

Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at pick up lines… nice tits.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at pick up lines… nice tits.

I would love to lick your belly button……from the inside.

I would love to lick your belly button……from the inside.

I would tell you a joke about my penis….buts it’s too long.

I would tell you a joke about my penis….buts it’s too long.

You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls.

You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls.

You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?

You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?

I’m bigger and better than the Titantic – only 200 women went down on that vessel!

I’m bigger and better than the Titantic – only 200 women went down on that vessel!

Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew..

Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew..

Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what’s in between!

Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what’s in between!