Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
If a women asks, “Excuse me, do you have the time?” You should answer:
If a women asks, “Excuse me, do you have the time?” You should answer: “Yeah! Do you have the energy?”
Do you want to have good sex? [Yes or No] Well then come to my place!
Do you want to have good sex? [Yes or No] Well then come to my place!
I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U!
I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U!
You’ve got the whitest teeth I’d ever want to cum across.
You’ve got the whitest teeth I’d ever want to cum across.
I think that you are too drunk to drive. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? [Does it] Next, I need for you to bend over and spell “RUN”.
I think that you are too drunk to drive. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? [Does it] Next, I need for you to bend over and spell “RUN”.
You’re so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
You’re so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?.
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.