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Dirty pickup lines make great icebreakers and jokes. They are simply witty terms of a sexual nature and I do not encourage using them as your primary tool to try and get girls.

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Anyway, these sexual pickup lines are just for shits and giggles so don’t think they’re gonna get you laid lol. But hey, girls like to laugh so if you play them well enough, you never know. If you have any cool lines, submit them using the Contact page which you can at the top of this page and don’t forget to be judicious in your usage! Check out our course thegirlfriendactivationsystem.com.

Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.

Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.

If a women asks, “Excuse me, do you have the time?” You should answer:

If a women asks, “Excuse me, do you have the time?” You should answer: “Yeah! Do you have the energy?”

Do you want to have good sex? [Yes or No] Well then come to my place!

Do you want to have good sex? [Yes or No] Well then come to my place!

I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U!

I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U!

You’ve got the whitest teeth I’d ever want to cum across.

You’ve got the whitest teeth I’d ever want to cum across.

I think that you are too drunk to drive. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? [Does it] Next, I need for you to bend over and spell “RUN”.

I think that you are too drunk to drive. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? [Does it] Next, I need for you to bend over and spell “RUN”.

You’re so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

You’re so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?.

You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?.

You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.

You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.

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