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Category: Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty pickup lines make great icebreakers and jokes. They are simply witty terms of a sexual nature and I do not encourage using them as your primary tool to try and get girls.

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Anyway, these sexual pickup lines are just for shits and giggles so don’t think they’re gonna get you laid lol. But hey, girls like to laugh so if you play them well enough, you never know. If you have any cool lines, submit them using the Contact page which you can at the top of this page and don’t forget to be judicious in your usage! Check out our course thegirlfriendactivationsystem.com.

I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

I’m scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?

I’m scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?

I’m like chocolate: I’m taste good and go straight to your ass!

I’m like chocolate: I’m taste good and go straight to your ass!

I’m a used car but you can still drive me!

I’m a used car but you can still drive me!

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

I’m conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?

I’m conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?

I’m not an expert in hardware, but I know that you’d be able to screw my nuts off.

I’m not an expert in hardware, but I know that you’d be able to screw my nuts off.

I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.

I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.

I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.

I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.

I’ll suck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I’m finished

I’ll suck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I’m finished

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

I’m a Love Pirate, and I’m here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

I’m a Love Pirate, and I’m here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?

If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?