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Category: Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty pickup lines make great icebreakers and jokes. They are simply witty terms of a sexual nature and I do not encourage using them as your primary tool to try and get girls.

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Anyway, these sexual pickup lines are just for shits and giggles so don’t think they’re gonna get you laid lol. But hey, girls like to laugh so if you play them well enough, you never know. If you have any cool lines, submit them using the Contact page which you can at the top of this page and don’t forget to be judicious in your usage! Check out our course thegirlfriendactivationsystem.com.

I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?

I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?

Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”.

Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”.

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

I’m conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?

I’m conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?

I’m not an expert in hardware, but I know that you’d be able to screw my nuts off.

I’m not an expert in hardware, but I know that you’d be able to screw my nuts off.

I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.

I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.

I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.

I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.

I’ll suck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I’m finished

I’ll suck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I’m finished

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

I’m a Love Pirate, and I’m here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

I’m a Love Pirate, and I’m here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?

If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?

I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

I’ll bet you $10 my dick can’t fit into your mouth.

I’ll bet you $10 my dick can’t fit into your mouth.