I may not be Mrs. Right, but I’ll fuck you until she shows up.
Cum in me if you want to live.
Happy Alentine’s Day! You can collect the ‘V’ later.
Do you work at Subway? Because I could really go for a footlong.
I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
I can suck a golf ball through 30 feet of garden hose.
I’m not Rapunzel but you can still pull my hair.
Let’s watch porn on my mirror.