Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let’s begin.
Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let’s begin.
My place…..Eight o’clock……bring a friend.
My place…..Eight o’clock……bring a friend.
My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
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If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
My dick just died and I need somewhere to bury it
My dick just died and I need somewhere to bury it
I’ve got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
I’ve got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
I’ve got a condom with your name on it.
I’ve got a condom with your name on it.
Show me your tits
Show me your tits
Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.