You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
You look so innocent,
you look so sweet,
as long as I have a face,
you will always have a seat.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!
Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
What are you doing tonight, besides me?
What are you doing tonight, besides me?
What do you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
What do you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Try me once and if you don’t like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It’d be more if you want foreplay.
Try me once and if you don’t like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It’d be more if you want foreplay.
That’s a nice blouse, can I talk you out of it?
That’s a nice blouse, can I talk you out of it?
Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.
Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.
Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, “do you want to taste my drink?”
Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, “do you want to taste my drink?”
My place…..Eight o’clock……bring a friend.
My place…..Eight o’clock……bring a friend.
My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?