My dick just died and I need somewhere to bury it
My dick just died and I need somewhere to bury it
That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!
That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!
My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
My name is Skittles… wanna taste my rainbow?
My name is Skittles… wanna taste my rainbow?
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let’s begin.
Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let’s begin.
I’ve got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
I’ve got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
I’ve got a condom with your name on it.
I’ve got a condom with your name on it.
Show me your tits
Show me your tits
Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.