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Category: Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty pickup lines make great icebreakers and jokes. They are simply witty terms of a sexual nature and I do not encourage using them as your primary tool to try and get girls.

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Anyway, these sexual pickup lines are just for shits and giggles so don’t think they’re gonna get you laid lol. But hey, girls like to laugh so if you play them well enough, you never know. If you have any cool lines, submit them using the Contact page which you can at the top of this page and don’t forget to be judicious in your usage! Check out our course thegirlfriendactivationsystem.com.

I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

I’m with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.

I’m with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.

I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?

I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?

I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.

I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.

Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

I’m scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?

I’m scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?

Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have sex after that, we won’t.

Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have sex after that, we won’t.

I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?

I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?

Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”.

Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”.

Let us let only latex stand between our love.

Let us let only latex stand between our love.

Life is short. Let’s f**k and see if there is anything after that

Life is short. Let’s f**k and see if there is anything after that

Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

Show me your tits

Show me your tits

I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.