Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I’ll see you tomorrow.

I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick.

Can I can touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

Let me touch your belly button from the inside

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?

Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.

Do you like tapes and CD’s? Cause I’m gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD’s nuts.

Smile, if you want to have sex with me.

I want to kiss your belly button, and move all the way down to your lips.

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

Some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages. I don’t have a car.

Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.

That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.