Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Hey, you like Spongebob?
Do you want my Squidward on your Sandy Cheeks?

Do you want my Squidward on your Sandy Cheeks?
I need you like Plankton needs the secret formula.

I need you like Plankton needs the secret formula.
If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.

If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.
F is for friends, who do stuff together, U is for u and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all you’re feeling even a little horny.

F is for friends, who do stuff together, U is for u and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all you’re feeling even a little horny.
Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?

Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?
Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns and I’ll bring the sauce.

Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns and I’ll bring the sauce.
Is it selfish that I want to be the only one in your Bikini Bottom?

Is it selfish that I want to be the only one in your Bikini Bottom?
Hey girl, do you want this Super Weenie Hut Jr??

Hey girl, do you want this Super Weenie Hut Jr??
I won’t stop until I’m the first man to live in that Bikini Bottom.

I won’t stop until I’m the first man to live in that Bikini Bottom.
Are you a ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Are you a ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Forget the Bottom; can I just go in your Bikini?

Forget the Bottom; can I just go in your Bikini?
Hey there Mrs. Puff, you looking cute today.

Hey there Mrs. Puff, you looking cute today.
^ To a chubby chick, though it may be slightly offensive so use with caution lol.
I have an extra special dish waiting for you at Weeny Hut Junior.

I have an extra special dish waiting for you at Weeny Hut Junior.
I won’t stop loving you until Spongebob gets his license.

I won’t stop loving you until Spongebob gets his license.