You look like a hard worker, I have an opening you can fill.

You look like a hard worker, I have an opening you can fill.
Your face would look so much better if I sat on it.

Your face would look so much better if I sat on it.
I’ve got the buns, bring the sausage.

I’ve got the buns, bring the sausage.
I don’t feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin.

I don’t feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you

Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.

I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
I don’t work for UPS but I’d love to handle your package.

I don’t work for UPS but I’d love to handle your package.
My body has 206 bones but I need another one.

My body has 206 bones but I need another one.
I need an Australian kiss. It’s like French kissing, but down under.

I need an Australian kiss. It’s like French kissing, but down under.
I’m not wearing any socks, and I have the panties to match.

I’m not wearing any socks, and I have the panties to match.
Excuse me Mr. Fireman, but that big hose of yours is getting me wet.

Excuse me Mr. Fireman, but that big hose of yours is getting me wet.
Are my undies showing? Would you like to see them?

Are my undies showing? Would you like to see them?
I had to swim across the room to get to you.

I had to swim across the room to get to you.
You have a nice smile. Can I sit on it?

You have a nice smile. Can I sit on it?
That guy over there won’t leave me alone so I told him you’re my boyfriend. Quick, grab my ass!

That guy over there won’t leave me alone so I told him you’re my boyfriend. Quick, grab my ass!