You look like a hard worker, I have an opening you can fill.
Your face would look so much better if I sat on it.
I’ve got the buns, bring the sausage.
I don’t feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
I don’t work for UPS but I’d love to handle your package.
My body has 206 bones but I need another one.
I need an Australian kiss. It’s like French kissing, but down under.
I’m not wearing any socks, and I have the panties to match.
Excuse me Mr. Fireman, but that big hose of yours is getting me wet.
Are my undies showing? Would you like to see them?
I had to swim across the room to get to you.
You have a nice smile. Can I sit on it?
That guy over there won’t leave me alone so I told him you’re my boyfriend. Quick, grab my ass!