I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick.
You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick.
May I can touch your belly button . . . from the inside?
Can I can touch your belly button . . . from the inside?
Let me touch your belly button from the inside
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
If I flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?
If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
Do you like tapes and CD’s? Cause I’m gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD’s nuts.
Do you like tapes and CD’s? Cause I’m gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD’s nuts.
Smile, if you want to have sex with me.
Smile, if you want to have sex with me.
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
I want to kiss your belly button, and move all the way down to your lips.
I want to kiss your belly button, and move all the way down to your lips.
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.
Some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages. I don’t have a car.
Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Oh your on your period? That’s okay, pirates aren’t afraid to sail the Red Sea.
Oh your on your period? That’s okay, pirates aren’t afraid to sail the Red Sea.