Quagmire pick up lines feature the most witty icebreakers from the resident pervert of the popular TV show Family Guy. Quagmire is a relentless guy always on the hut for meeting women and getting them in bed with him. Some of these lines aren’t necessarily from him specifically but work well with his image.
Because of how rude some of these lines may be, to reduce the tension and aid delivery, all Quagmire pick up lines should be ended with one of his signature phrases: “heh heh, aaaalllright” or “giggity giggity giggity.”
The lines are available in text and image form. The images are seen as a gallery you can scroll through below and share on social media. Click on an image to enlarge it.
- Hey there little lady. Why don’t you turn around and show me the Lower East Side.
- Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
- Did you know the word of the day is “leg.” Why don’t we go back to my place and spread the word?
- So, you ladies ever been penetrated?
- I’d do everything to you.
I’d do anything for you.
- You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got fine written all over you.
- If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
- I’d look good on you. Quagmire is the ultimate accessory.
- Excuse me, you dropped something – my jaw.
- Giggity giggity giggity, let’s have sex!
While doing research, we came across this video of some of Quagmire’s pick up lines in action
In the video, there are instances where he uses some pretty good lines. For example, at 1:53, he uses three different lines on three different women. How he uses them is really what’s important. He looks to be having fun which is what really helps his delivery and makes it so flawless.
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