Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls – The Full List

Dirty pick up lines for girls are our collection of naughty one liners for the ladies. After the success of our original dirty one liners, we decided to do one for the ladies because all know women are the real pervs out of the two sexes and this extensive list below proves that! Some of these are absolute genius.

Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls

  1. I know why they call it a beaver, because I need some wood.
  2. You look like a hard worker, I have an opening you can fill.
  3. Your face would look so much better if I sat on it.
  4. I’ve got the buns, bring the sausage.
  5. I don’t feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
  6. Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you
  7. I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
  8. Do these feel real to you?
  9. I don’t work for UPS but I’d love to handle your package.
  10. My body has 206 bones but I need another one.
  11. I need an Australian kiss. It’s like French kissing, but down under.
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  1. I’m not wearing any socks, and I have the panties to match.
  2. Excuse me Mr. Fireman, but that big hose of yours is getting me wet.
  3. Are my undies showing? Would you like to see them?
  4. I had to swim across the room to get to you.
  5. You have a nice smile. Can I sit on it?
  6. That guy over there won’t leave me alone so I told him you’re my boyfriend. Quick, grab my ass!
  7. I’m having a sale in my place, clothes are 100% off.
  8. I don’t have a gag reflex.
  9. My batteries are dead, can I borrow your dick?
  10. I feel like petting a snake tonight. Where’s yours?
  11. Lick finger seductively, then rub it on his shirt… “Let’s get you out of those wet clothes.”
  12. I may not be Mrs. Right, but I’ll fuck you until she shows up.
  13. Cum in me if you want to live.
  14. Happy Alentine’s Day! You can collect the ‘V’ later.
  15. Do you work at Subway? Because I could really go for a footlong.
  16. I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
  17. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
  18. I can suck a golf ball through 30 feet of garden hose.
  19. I’m not Rapunzel but you can still pull my hair.
  20. Let’s watch porn on my mirror.

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