(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
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There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 but I’m just the 1 you need.
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If I followed you home, would you keep me?
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Do these feel real to you?
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Excuse me Mr. Fireman, but that big hose of yours is getting me wet.
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Are my undies showing? Would you like to see them?
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I had to swim across the room to get to you.
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I’m having a sale in my place, clothes are 100% off.
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Cum in me if you want to live.
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I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
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I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
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Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
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Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.
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You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
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Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
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Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.
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You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
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Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
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I need you like Plankton needs the secret formula.
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If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.
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Is it selfish that I want to be the only one in your Bikini Bottom?
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I won’t stop loving you until Spongebob gets his license.
