A1 Pick Up Lines


Welcome to A1 Pick Up Lines. Navigation of this site is very easy to do, whether on a mobile or desktop platform. The general format of the site is that there are different types of pick up lines you can choose from by clicking on the appropriate posts below.

When you view these posts, you will also be given an option to view the lines as images that you can share on social media or use as a profile picture or avatar.

The lines on his site make great icebreakers, whether in person or while texting. This is where the images come in. Save an image that you like and send it to someone you're interested in as a conversation starter and I guarantee an interesting conversation will ensue.

Below are some of the categories currently on site:

Dirty Lines

Cute Lines

Dirty Lines For Girls

Spongebob Lines

Quagmire Lines

Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I’ll see you tomorrow.


I know why they call it a beaver, because I need some wood.


You look like a hard worker, I have an opening you can fill.


Your face would look so much better if I sat on it.


I’ve got the buns, bring the sausage.


I don’t feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin.


Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you


I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.


Do these feel real to you?


I don’t work for UPS but I’d love to handle your package.


My body has 206 bones but I need another one.


I need an Australian kiss. It’s like French kissing, but down under.


I’m not wearing any socks, and I have the panties to match.


Excuse me Mr. Fireman, but that big hose of yours is getting me wet.


Are my undies showing? Would you like to see them?


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