A1 Pick Up Lines


Welcome to A1 Pick Up Lines. Navigation of this site is very easy to do, whether on a mobile or desktop platform. The general format of the site is that there are different types of pick up lines you can choose from by clicking on the appropriate posts below.

When you view these posts, you will also be given an option to view the lines as images that you can share on social media or use as a profile picture or avatar.

The lines on his site make great icebreakers, whether in person or while texting. This is where the images come in. Save an image that you like and send it to someone you're interested in as a conversation starter and I guarantee an interesting conversation will ensue.

Below are some of the categories currently on site:

Dirty Lines

Cute Lines

Dirty Lines For Girls

Spongebob Lines

Quagmire Lines

Where do you hide your halo?


It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.


I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.


There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.


On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 but I’m just the 1 you need.

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.


I know somebody who likes you but if I wasn’t so shy, I’d tell you who.


If I followed you home, would you keep me?


My family has a history of high blood sugar, but I still want you even though you’re really sweet


Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I’ll see you tomorrow.


I know why they call it a beaver, because I need some wood.


You look like a hard worker, I have an opening you can fill.

Your face would look so much better if I sat on it.


I’ve got the buns, bring the sausage.


I don’t feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin.


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