Where do you hide your halo?
It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
I know somebody who likes you but if I wasn’t so shy, I’d tell you who.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
My family has a history of high blood sugar, but I still want you even though you’re really sweet
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I’ll see you tomorrow.
I know why they call it a beaver, because I need some wood.