Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I’ll see you tomorrow.
I know why they call it a beaver, because I need some wood.
You look like a hard worker, I have an opening you can fill.
Your face would look so much better if I sat on it.
I’ve got the buns, bring the sausage.
I don’t feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Do these feel real to you?
I don’t work for UPS but I’d love to handle your package.
My body has 206 bones but I need another one.